the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
this hospital has no fireball
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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