She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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