Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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