I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm at about main and main street
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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