Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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