Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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