My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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