I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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