and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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