Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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