I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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