you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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