It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
