worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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