I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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