Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
