Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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