there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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