She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So much rum. So many feels.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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