Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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