Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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