i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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