Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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