Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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