Plan B is the new Plan A
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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