It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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