Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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