was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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