I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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