ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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