Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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