Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Randomize
