can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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