Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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