He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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