the condom got lost in my hair
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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