Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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