i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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