I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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