no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We need a shit load of segways right now
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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