so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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