This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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