i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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