with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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