I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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