So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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