nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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