She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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