I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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