Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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