About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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