What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
