and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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